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Old Sep 02, 2005, 01:24 AM // 01:24   #201
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ahahah funnnnnnyyyyyyyyy
yes this is a really funny one and i can add to it
...after he runs from you,you scream "charge!" and run after him
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #202
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Thats my desktop a pic of the statue in the distance that is upright near the forst 15 attribute quest and then is latter toppeled as you get there. I just noticed it while runnning guild mate after guild mate there.
hey just wondering can u run me there?
-when u ask ppl on gwg to run u places
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 01:33 AM // 01:33   #203
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You get in a fight with a kid at school and he starts running so you laugh at him for letting you get critical hits.
yes this is a really funny one and i can add to it
...after he runs from you,you scream "charge!" and run after him
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 02:23 AM // 02:23   #204
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when you try to setup a meeting in guildwars with gwg members

when you leave your toon in groto , becose someone said that was the meeting place already

then find kids dancing and farting
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Old Sep 02, 2005, 11:27 PM // 23:27   #205
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its getting hard to think of things to post on here.....
when ur parents give u a cooking timer and say "u play too much.....u have 1 hour!"
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Old Sep 03, 2005, 04:05 AM // 04:05   #206
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~you know you play to much, when you have beaten the game and you come here religiously 45 times a day or more.... because you miss playing
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Old Sep 03, 2005, 04:18 AM // 04:18   #207
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One time I was driving around some farmland - really wishing I had a map at the time - I bent over to look for the "M" key that should have been on the keyboard in my lap
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Old Sep 07, 2005, 01:37 PM // 13:37   #208
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* you walk into an electrical store and call targets on the stuff you want.

Ok i have not done this BUT. I was playing DODGEBALL. with about 10-12 people. And me and 2 other people were left, other side had 2. And i started to run up and i yelled " Call Targets!". then after ward i pulled like an air ele. i said " ok everyone. Michael. ( guys name) 3.2.1. "
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Old Sep 07, 2005, 02:49 PM // 14:49   #209
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You're watching an Ultimate Fighting title fight and, for a second, you wonder what each guy has equipped in his skillbar.
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Old Sep 10, 2005, 09:11 PM // 21:11   #210
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Thats my desktop a pic of the statue in the distance that is upright near the forst 15 attribute quest and then is latter toppeled as you get there. I just noticed it while runnning guild mate after guild mate there.
what pic?
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Old Sep 10, 2005, 09:13 PM // 21:13   #211
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when u fall asleep in class and when the teacher wakes u up u say "sry i was afk"
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Old Sep 10, 2005, 09:26 PM // 21:26   #212
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When you go to the Street and collect ppls for farming
When you go to the Desert you farm camels
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Old Sep 10, 2005, 10:37 PM // 22:37   #213
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You know you're playing too much Guild Wars when you're two-feet-deep and make GW topics that have no point.
I know how anonymity is overrated and everything, but my version of that is:

You know you're playing too much of the game when you join the board entitled "Off Topic and the Absurd" to post a Guild Wars centered topic.
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Old Sep 10, 2005, 11:54 PM // 23:54   #214
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Instead of using real cuss words, you say RED ENGINE GO.
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 01:25 AM // 01:25   #215
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~you know you play to much, when you have beaten the game and you come here religiously 45 times a day or more.... because you miss playing
Someone's struck a chord. But not with me. Noooo, not with me.
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 02:57 AM // 02:57   #216
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Instead of using real cuss words, you say RED ENGINE GO.
LMAO
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When you start campaigning with people on the street that faction still isn't good enough
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 04:55 AM // 04:55   #217
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When u say i will survive before you pass out
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 05:09 AM // 05:09   #218
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When someone cursing at you in public doesn't seem as bad as someone calling you a n00b during a PvP match.
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 05:54 AM // 05:54   #219
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When I'm in an artists' block, I tell my friends 'gotta move my napping attibutes to drawing'.

When a friend walked ahead of me on the way to the mall, I thought I'd zone in with them to the store for a few seconds. @_@;
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Old Sep 11, 2005, 07:56 AM // 07:56   #220
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you tell your friends your gonna aggro that bear and say,dont worry ill rez in a few seconds anyway. then you go wtf where was my healing!?!

you say:need runner to walmart,paying 3k

you find a big shiny coin and try to buy a guild hall with it.

a worm pops out of the ground and you go crap knockdown

you poke a map with your finger and expect to go to that city.

you call your friend on the phone and say what town and dist r u in?

you see a frog and start talking to it

you see a cow and go watch out,they hit 250 dmg.

you walk into lava and only expect to get cripple and burning for a little while

you point a fan at your friend and shout:im using healing breeze!

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